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"A Song Made Out Of Clickbait-y Titles" is an original song by Malinda Kathleen Reese. The song was featured in Malinda's video with the same name. It is exclusively released for download on her Patreon.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I got arrested at Coachella
My mom and I both changed our hair
My stalker broke into my house
Camouflaging myself into a chair
MInd blowing conspiracy theories
My brother kidnapped my wife (she freaked out)
Wrappped in a hundred rolls of duct tape
I draw my life

[Pre-Chorus]
Will it taco?
We need to talk
I'm pregnant
We broke up
My boyfriend does my make up
Why I left BuzzFeed
No sugar For a week

[Chorus]
It's just my average weekend, nothing out of place
I live just like you, but with a camera in my face
So sneak into my house and see the crazy world surrounding me
´Cause there's noone else you'd rather be and please accept my apology

[Verse 2]
Finding out I can never run again
We had to go to the emergency room
I have a rare disease and it almost killed me
I'm shaving my eyebrows soon
We actually got married
Why did you think this would work?
I am afraid of you
Animals can be jerks

[Pre-Chorus]
Will it taco?
We need to talk
I'm done
She left me
I stole my brothers puppy
I didn't look in the mirror for 5 days
My friends tried to get me laid

[Chorus]
It's just my average weekend, nothing out of place
I live just like you, but with a camera in my face
So sneak into my house and see the crazy world surrounding me
´cause there's noone else you'd rather be and please accept my apology

[Bridge]
A very emotional message from the grave
Finally telling the truth
This shouldn't be possible!
Can my cat see ghosts?

[Chorus]
It's just my average weekend, nothing out of place
I live just like you, but with a camera in my face
So sneak into my house and see the crazy world surrounding me
´cause there's noone else you'd rather be and please accept my apology

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